Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
is it fun? or sober?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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