the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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