so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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