ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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