STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
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Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
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So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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