Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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