the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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