just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Randomize