It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
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btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
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The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
My breasts were aching with rage.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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