"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
