Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I need to wash the frat house off of me
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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