So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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