It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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