have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
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We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
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I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
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She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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