Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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