do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
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Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
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Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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