we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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