I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
whose parrot is this?
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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