He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
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Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
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dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
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Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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