Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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