"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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