There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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