Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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