rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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