Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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