There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
