problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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