New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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