If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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