My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
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Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
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forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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