Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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