You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
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I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
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I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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