Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Acid is not a monday night drug
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
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You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
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I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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