My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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