If i come over, it means nothing
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He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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