you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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