even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
i need some magic done to my vagina
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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