you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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