If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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