So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
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It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
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The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
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