i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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