I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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