Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
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Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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