I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Can Purell be used as lube?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
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low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
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oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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