why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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