does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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