The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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