I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Randomize
