I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
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its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
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I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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