his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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