More tranny stories later!
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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