walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
We have started to decorate penises.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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